Young Simon was detained Sunday for peddling stolen Red Bull energy drinks from the back of his Ford, Probe. Employees of Division Street Plaid Pantry complained of a strange bearded man trying to "intimidate customers as they entered the store". Officer Hanson responded to the call. An attempt to corral Simon for questioning was met with resistance. A struggle ensued wherein it became clear Simon was not infact capable of growing a beard at all! Simon later admitted using the disguise to ward off other pushers and feel distinguished.

Officer Hanson spent the rest of the afternoon entertaining the neighborhood kids.