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-PROS-

Freedom BEARDS ARE AN EXPRESSION OF FREEDOM

Masculine AND A SIGN OF MASCULINITY

Short Round NOT EVERYONE CAN OWN A BEARD

Mach 3 SHAVING IS A PAIN

Straddle BEARDS ARE BOLD/DARING

Disguise BEARDS ARE A GREAT DISGUISE

-CONS-

Itchy BEARDS ARE ITCHY

Spaghetti BEARDS MAKE EATING DIFFICULT

Wet THEY COLLECT WATER AND TAKE FOREVER TO DRY

Santa BEARDS CAN MAKE YOU LESS APPROACHABLE